Saturday, August 23, 2008
Where is he?
Where is The Boy? I can't find him anywhere in the house. I haven't seen him in days. I know he isn't out of town since my mommy is here. But for some reason, she isn't looking for him. I keep trying to tell her to find The Boy, but she hasn't made any attempts to find him. Did the tuxedo cat hide him somewhere? Where is he???
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Why I am anti "new animals" in the house
Small Gray Cat here. Some have asked why I am so stringently against the introduction of new animals in my home. Indeed...I'd like to get rid of a few. But why the vehemence? Why must they die (see exhibit A: dead mouse).
Well, first of all there is the matter of resources and space. There is only so much space available on the bed. Even if I were to be successful in my attempts to asphyxiate mommy, I would simply expand to fill the space next to the boy. Moreover, that fat cat always takes up space and seeks out my hiding places. And eats all the food! More animals will only take up more room, eat more food and distract the boy from what he should be doing: giving me attention.
But it's more than just that. Let's look at mommy's track record in adding new animals to my house. First was the awful tuxedo cat - enough said there. Then that horrible boy cat whom nobody liked. Then the loud/crazy dog who upsets me when I'm trying to get pats and attention. And finally that neurotic dog in the new house. When the mouse showed up, I knew that direct action needed to be taken - I eliminated the mouse. I will do it again. This is not a threat - it is a promise!
Well, first of all there is the matter of resources and space. There is only so much space available on the bed. Even if I were to be successful in my attempts to asphyxiate mommy, I would simply expand to fill the space next to the boy. Moreover, that fat cat always takes up space and seeks out my hiding places. And eats all the food! More animals will only take up more room, eat more food and distract the boy from what he should be doing: giving me attention.
But it's more than just that. Let's look at mommy's track record in adding new animals to my house. First was the awful tuxedo cat - enough said there. Then that horrible boy cat whom nobody liked. Then the loud/crazy dog who upsets me when I'm trying to get pats and attention. And finally that neurotic dog in the new house. When the mouse showed up, I knew that direct action needed to be taken - I eliminated the mouse. I will do it again. This is not a threat - it is a promise!
Cute Catz Facebook Page
"The Boy" has created my own Facebook page where he can practice petting, feeding and playing with me. Why not come on by...everyone loves the Small Gray Cat (tm).
http://apps.facebook.com/cutecatz/view.php?viewingid=196728
http://apps.facebook.com/cutecatz/view.php?viewingid=196728
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Small Gray Cat Quarterly is now Online!
In our attempts to provide you with the latest in Small Gray Cat news, we've gone online! Rather than waiting for irregular updates or our regular Quarterly edition, you can now come to this home for news important to all small gray cats.
Fear not...we will continue to bring you the regular Quarterly edition. But now, we can provide special updates when there is breaking news in the world of small gray cats. So welcome to the online home for everything related to cats who are both small and gray. Meow!
Fear not...we will continue to bring you the regular Quarterly edition. But now, we can provide special updates when there is breaking news in the world of small gray cats. So welcome to the online home for everything related to cats who are both small and gray. Meow!
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